Monday, September 26, 2005

The Big Push

Despite the latest hour-long propaganda broadcast from the BBC's determined "Campaign For A Ken Victory", his own front-line troops are getting extremely jumpy.

Yesterday, a wild-eyed John Bercow burst out of the Clarke bunker screaming that DD was about to give him "a lethal injection".

He then charged off towards the Cameron trenches yelling "Eton, hunting, shooting and lunch at Whites!"

Later, after being rescued by a medical team and heavily sedated, he tearfully mumbled "We will be sleepwalking to a fourth successive slaughter and deservedly so."

Yes, yes, just try to get some rest, now. Field Marshal Ken has actually only suffered two previous slaughters, and now we just need one more push.

The Big Push.


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