Saturday, August 27, 2005

I Am Big

There's more than a touch of the Norma Desmonds about Ken:

"You're Ken Clarke! You used to be in Tory politics. Used to be big.'

"I am big. It's the politics that got small.'

And when you look at it that way, you can easily understand why he won't submit himself to the votes of mere party members.

And why he won't meekly trot along to one of Stuart Wheeler's dinner parties. Or provide an endorsement post on the excellent Conservative Leadership Blog.

It's demeaning. Big Beasts shouldn't have to do any of that stuff.

So I suggest he gets this guy to do the chores.

(And while we're here, just check this out!)


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